captain-price-unofficially:

hotanalsluts:

muppethole:

ca-dmv-bot:

Customer: FAMILY INITIALS
DMV: AC AD LLOKS LIKE AIR CONDITIONING AFTER DEATH.. WITH ALL THE PEOPLE DIEING IN HOT CARS JUST SEEMS A LITTLE MORBID.

Verdict: ACCEPTED

the california dmv staffs some of the most beautiful minds

throathole:

I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like

cannibalchicken:

avvocarlo:

bbogboy:

plumslices:

Spinning enamel rotisserie chicken charm

Don’t cry, spinning enamel rotisserie chicken charm :)

mindofjson:

Nahhh bruh Ion using this mic for shit

brucespringsteendotcom:

chill4234-reblogs:

brucespringsteendotcom:

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

Hi, yes, question?

What about children?

I’m sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

389:

me looking at myself on Zoom while the other person is talking