one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.
and yes, they both smoke weed
and which one told you that?
In this big world is there a place for someone as little as me?
You’ll never be a pony, Jimmy. You don’t have the honesty, the generosity, the pureness of heart. You just take and take. You’re not a pony at all.
[Standing up out of barbers chair right before he’s done combing out my hair one last time] Omg. I’ve always wanted to be ugly as shit.
watching this with a cuban cigar gently placed between my lips
hey guys sorry if i smiled last night. i was happy
