muppethole:
“ca-dmv-bot:
“Customer: FAMILY INITIALS
DMV: AC AD LLOKS LIKE AIR CONDITIONING AFTER DEATH.. WITH ALL THE PEOPLE DIEING IN HOT CARS JUST SEEMS A LITTLE MORBID.
Verdict: ACCEPTED
”
the california dmv staffs some of the most beautiful...

muppethole:

ca-dmv-bot:

Customer: FAMILY INITIALS
DMV: AC AD LLOKS LIKE AIR CONDITIONING AFTER DEATH.. WITH ALL THE PEOPLE DIEING IN HOT CARS JUST SEEMS A LITTLE MORBID.

Verdict: ACCEPTED

the california dmv staffs some of the most beautiful minds

throathole:

I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like

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bbogboy:

plumslices:

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Spinning enamel rotisserie chicken charm

Don’t cry, spinning enamel rotisserie chicken charm :)

mindofjson:

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Nahhh bruh Ion using this mic for shit

brucespringsteendotcom:

chill4234-reblogs:

brucespringsteendotcom:

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

Hi, yes, question?

What about children?

I’m sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

389:
“me looking at myself on Zoom while the other person is talking
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389:

me looking at myself on Zoom while the other person is talking